Homeschooling With Rick Santorum

The Santorum children were relieved to hear their father announce that the next hour would be devoted to American history. They were tired of talking about sex all the time. That morning?s biology lesson had been about how contraception can cause diseases such as St. Vitus Dance and Housemaid?s Knee. Two separate field trips that week had been to the worst slums in Washington, in order to demonstrate how sex for purposes other than procreation will almost invariably lead to drug addiction, depravity, poverty, and homelessness. In the third hour of the second trip, while being shown how drunken derelicts were driven to look for food in a dumpster, little Kevin Santorum had looked up to his father and said, ?Why can?t we take field trips to the water treatment plant like other kids??

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